Missing Fish update

We found Scions body...
Or what was left.
It was kinda turned into fish jerky
His body was in one of the boxes that I needed to go through, found his fin first then the rest of him...
Surprisingly it didn't smell funny, or I think I would have found it sooner.
Boys are stupid...

BOYS ARE STUPID!!!!!!!! (part 2)

So I get home from work this evening and think "I should feed my... Where's Scion?"

Yep I came home to an empty tank.  The moron jumped.  Worst part?  We can't find the body.  I scoured my room.  The shelf the boys live on.  The desk under the shelf the boys live on.  The book cases under the desk under the shelf that the boys live on.  The cords that drape down below the shelf that the boys live on and behind the desk below the shelf.  We pulled out the book cases below the desk below the shelf.  NOTHING!

Stupid stupid fish!

He's like freaking Houdini and this was his last trick...